My darling husband
Thank you for this photo, and thank you for your concern that I may be a bit jealous as it was taken on some tropical island in the Maldives. I was very excited to download it out of my Outlook this morning, however when I opened it I was not jealous at all. The fact that there are FOUR bronzed males in the photo is a bonus, the fact that you are all so yummy is another.....but my love, how can I possibly swoon when your shorts are tucked up like that? I know that is you and your 'thing' about baggie tan lines; but my darling darling husband, why didn't you just unroll them for the photo? You realise this does nothing for your street cred? In fact I am sure you may have added a photo for the chad group on Facebook? Oh dear.
I do love you so, and look forward to your return in 30 days...but please, please keep the baggies rolled down!
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