So tonight Mouse walked into the lounge and promptly annouced she wants a baby. Dutiful mother that I am, I went to the toy box and got out her doll. No you silly sausage Mother! That is not what she meant....I mean why, even for a second, would it mean a doll? No, apparently what my dear child was trying to convey, is she wants a "baby Scout". Now what do you suppose that means? It is bad enough that Mr A. is trying to impregnante me with some mystical kind of wind pollination from the Indian Ocean somewhere, but now our child has joined the cause?
Just look at me....
Just look at me....
I had to lie like that for 3 days before they induced me, and then it was another 20 hours before Scout arrived and then another 4 days before we finally went home.....why would I do that again?
