so what are you going to do when your daughter feels the whole world should see your bum?
Imagine the scene...
walking down the aisle of Sainsburys, pushing my shopping trolley...
when Mouse comes running up behind me, and grabs my skirt....with an elasticated waistband...so that offered the resistance of a clapboard house in a hurricane...and voila the whole of the dairy section got to view my derriere......and frit-frap-froop I was wearing the granny pants again....
So what did I learn from this experience?
1. Grandpa's like granny pants in an appreciative not pervy way.
2. All the granny pants have been thrown in the bin. Mortification overrides comfort, so they have to go....sigh!
