This is my fridgeyes, I know you have eyes and can see that
but why have a posted a photo of my fridge?
okay, so here's the million dollar question...
can you see £60 worth of groceries in there?
no?......
sure?
Look a bit closer.......
still no?
NO, ME BLOOMING EITHER!
TRIPLE FRIT-FRAT-FROUPY-PIGSWALOOPY-BABOOSHKAS!!!!
( for those not in the know the above sentence is me swearing - very loudly)
I nearly had heart failure at the till......
The Government is having a field day on obesity rates, and yes, I am pretty opinionated about obesity.....hey, don't judge, Mr A. is even worse than me!
Okay, so they want us to have a BMI of 18 ......well here's a solution you nin-kam-poops:
Stop charging a freakin' fortune for fruit and veg and healthy stuff.
and maybe charge more than £1 for a pizza/chicken kiev/breaded anything!
Right, so on the subject of spending money....
I bought myself an early birthday present.
I just couldn't pass them by....
I am a mug-whore.....(ooops, that didn't just come out my mouth did it?)
Look what M & S is currently flaunting, and I just HAD to HAVE them!
I can hear Mr A.'s resigned sigh from here.
Now do you know why I photographed them next to my lovely Dualit toaster and a crummy kettle? BECAUSE I HATE THAT KETTLE. My lovely Dualit kettle broke and Mr A. replaced it with this crummy, plastic 99p effort.
Now this is the kettle of my dreams - the eco-kettle. It only boils the exact amount of water you need - no wastage! http://www.ecokettle.com/index.htmloh, and I want these too....aren't they dreamy?
Darling Mr A. I know you have done my birthday shopping. I am hoping that whilst you gallivant around India you may feel a bit guilty about the wife you left behind ( hopefully me...unless these is another stashed away...) with the Princess Monster ( depending on the mood), and will see to it that you stock my cupboard with them........yes I admit to emotional blackmail....is it working? Just a tiny bit?
Of course any other kind soul is most welcome to stock my cupboard too.......
mY jOY:
Small things like this that get me through Mr A. being away:
and I promise I am not pregnant!
