I am suffering
from king-size hay fever.....
at least I think that is what it is.....
here are the facts:
Lots of sneezing on Saturday
Followed by a very blocked head
Two nights of sweats/chills and not much sleeping
Complete aversion to food
Very sore sinus pathways
...so I decided to google 'hay fever' as my symptoms seem a bit extreme and look at what came back as the number 1 search result:
Hay fever 'could be cured by sex'
Hay fever symptoms could be alleviated by sexual intercourse, scientists have hypothesised, while admitting their recommendation does suffer from practical obstacles.
Don't believe me? Well go check it out yourself:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5112808/Hay-fever-could-be-cured-by-sex.html
Now I would love to try out this theory......but as you know I have a slight dilemma.....so for the next 4 months I shall suffer from :
A blocked head
Sweats/chills at night
Sore sinus pathways
...until Mr A. gets home.
mY jOY:
slobbing out on Aimee's sofa whilst Scout played with her buddies.
