I have crappy feet. Since I was a baby I have had crappy feet. I suffer from horrible cracks or fissures as they are medically called.
Now I have tried SO hard to sort them.....I have tried every cream, special socks, pumice stones...you name it!
And after My beloved telling me my feet are LIKE DIAMOND SHARP SAND-PAPER I decided to go back to the drawing board.
.....he hurt my feelings, what can I say?
and do you know what I have found to work?
exactly what my Mom always did when my fissures crippled me as a child...
okay, here comes the oversharing......
LOTS of vaseline and clingfilm!
and it WORKS! When Mr A. gets back I am going to have buttery soft feet and I am going to rub them all over his face...
okay, here I am NOT oversharing....I am stating that my revenge will be sticking my stinky feet - I shall do the gum boot/hot day/no socks thing, right under his nose until he says sorry! They may be soft, but they will stink!
After thought - if they were like diamonds, can't I harvest them?
ANYWAY...Mouse watched me do my clingfilming tonight, and decided she needed it too - ha ha what a laugh!
She really does crack me up....no pun intended!
mY jOY:
Lots of little busy-bodies around me today. And being told what a great morning Scout had at school. And talking to Aunty - HaPpY 10th AnNiVeRsArY! And talking to my sister-in-law.
mY NOT jOY:
the crappy weather - IT IS NOT WINTER ANYMORE - although I heard the funniest thing in response to a moan about the cold snap:
The sun is always there, it is the clouds which are the problem! Duh! But how often do you bemoan the sun for not being there, when in fact it is the clouds fault?
